The Colbert Report
Season 9
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Clip | Intro: May 21, 2013
An unexpected treatment alleviates heart disease, the government meddles in people's private lives, and Harvard's Noah Feldman discusses America's relationship with China.
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Clip | Noah Feldman
Dr. Noah Feldman defines "Cool War" and explains why America should be afraid of China as a fast-rising, interdependent global superpower.
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Clip | Irish Potato Famine Pathogen
Justice has finally been served for a cold-blooded killer who has been at large for over 150 years.
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Clip | Cheating Death: Sun Exposure & Marijuana
Sunlight treats high blood pressure, and marijuana improves metabolism.
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Clip | Census Bureau Harassment
Every few years the Census Bureau shows up on people's front porches like a drunk ex-boyfriend, so Congressman Jeff Duncan attempts to stop it.
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Clip | Sign Off: Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
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Clip | Mazda Scandal Booth: The IRS
The IRS targets tax-exempt organizations that don't have to reveal their donors, and acting commissioner Steve Miller loses his job.
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Clip | Sign Off: Mazda Scandal Booth
Obama's scandals encircle Stephen.
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Clip | Mazda Scandal Booth: Benghazi
Angry Republicans don't know where Benghazi is, and journalist Jonathan Karl admits that he never saw the rumored Benghazi cover-up e-mail.
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Clip | Mazda Scandal Booth: The IRS - Trevor Potter
Stephen's lawyer explains that Colbert Super PAC SHH!'s tax-exempt status was never granted because he never filed for it.
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Clip | David Sassoon
Environmental journalist David Sassoon discusses dilbit spills, climate change and his online publication, InsideClimate News.
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Clip | Tip/Wag: Wind Turbines & China
The Obama administration fails to prosecute wind energy companies for killing eagles, and China launches a Middle East peace proposal.
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Clip | 3D Printed Guns
Texas law student Cody Wilson is very clear about why he wants to make plastic firearms and high-capacity magazines available online.
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Clip | Daniel Lieberman
Harvard University's Daniel Lieberman explains that human beings are among the best long-distance runners in the world because they're good at sweating.
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Clip | Sign Off: Barefoot Shoes
Stephen goes almost barefoot.
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Clip | Intro: May 16, 2013
Windmills have their shortcomings, printable weapons threaten gun control, and Dr. Daniel Lieberman discusses his research on long-distance running.
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Clip | Asparagusgate
The House Judiciary Committee grills Attorney General Eric Holder, and Louie Gohmert accuses Holder of casting aspersions on his asparagus.
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Clip | Better Know a District: Wisconsin's 4th - Gwen Moore, Part 1
Openly black Congresswoman Gwen Moore discusses big government, class warfare and Paul Ryan's budget.
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Clip | Cyndi Lauper
Megastar Cyndi Lauper shares the story of a shoe factory owner and drag queen from Broadway's hit musical "Kinky Boots."
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Clip | Bug Protein
According to the United Nations, all New Yorkers with bed bugs are technically ranchers raising healthy sources of fat, protein and fiber.
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Clip | Better Know a District: Wisconsin's 4th - Gwen Moore, Part 2
Congresswoman Gwen Moore talks about growing up on welfare, getting to know Scott Walker and posing on an imaginary Harley.
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Clip | Sign Off: Kinky Boots
Stephen sports a pair of tall, red boots.
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Clip | Heritage Foundation's Immigration Study
Jason Richwine's 2009 racist immigration paper had no influence on the Heritage Foundation's racist immigration paper co-written by Jason Richwine.
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Clip | Obamacare Repeal Vote
New representatives should get to do all the good votes they weren't there for, like repealing Obamacare, ending Prohibition and declaring war on Japan.
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Clip | Intro: May 14, 2013
Congress compromises on immigration reform, Maxim never changes, and bestselling author Dan Brown sits down with Stephen.
